Saturday, 10 May 2008

Laughter ro release stress....

  1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.


2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, and the phone rings !
'YES'.... OK,BYE' ... she replied.
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY,
HE SAYS HE'S NOW PLAYING GOLF WITH YOU !!?


3. 3 Roosters : normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!


4. 3 Guys were introduced to a pretty girl.....
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a Saint.
I'm Paul, not a POPE.
I'm John, not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.


5. Girlfriends are appetizers .... Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams ... Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggi-mee. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!


6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as 'CHICKEN FARMER'.
She replied: 'I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!'

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